Friday, November 21, 2008

Episode 61: They Know Something


The Wild, Wild East
Our scant hillside acre here in the Valley has been home over the years to chipmunks, skunks, raccoons, woodchucks, copperheads, rabbits, possums, and squirrels. Last winter, a fox took up residence in a brush pile down our hill, and a platoon of flying squirrels moved into our attic, proving reluctant to leave. Every May, a snapping turtle drags herself 100 yards up the hill to deposit her eggs in our lawn. We spot blue herons, egrets, and trumpeter and mute swans at the edge of our river, and eagles and osprey flap past our rear windows. A red-tailed hawk has taken to perching on the railing of our deck. Deer, needless to say, treat our flower beds as salad bars, and Eastern coyotes have made meals of them in turn.
That's nothing.
Three moose have wandered through the northern part of our county in recent years, black bears and wildcats have been photographed, and now, a mountain lion has reportedly extended his range to within a few miles of our front porch.

We live only 45 minutes from Times Square.
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The Governor Speaks
* "Until I'm president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I'll think I'll be more effective."
* "I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever."
* "People shouldn't read into venue locations someone's heart."
* "There's not enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."
* "If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
* "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
No, the above quotes weren't from the governor with the designer wardrobe. These were utterances of George W. Bush during the 2000 campaign.
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Have you noticed the proliferation of financial analysts and pundits on cable and broadcast TV who have chosen to shave themselves bald? No doubt they believe this makes them look manly, or at least cool. It works for Michael Jordan, after all. But the fact is, white guys can't pull off that look.
They look like thumbs.
************************************************************************************* Berkshires Remix "Leaf peeping" is a phrase that makes me gag - repeatedly, given that it is much beloved by the multitude of local New England tourism authorities and I've been writing about the region for twenty years. Those same flacks would have outlanders believe that the annual changing of the foliage lasts a couple of months or so. In fact, it is a band of green to crimson to rust that rolls down from Canada over a few weeks, lingering only a few days in each locality. Native connoisseurs nitpick that today was nice, "but you should have been here yesterday at 2:30."
In the Berkshires, that colorful arrival and departure peaks for three or four days either side of Columbus Day, October 11th. We rented an apartment in Great Barrington for a week starting Sunday, the 12th. The timing was perfect, for this, one of the best foliage seasons in years. From top (the Vermont border) to bottom (Connecticut), the colors were magnificent.
We took full advantage, driving a little over an hour north to North Adams and MassMOCA (1040 Mass MOCA Way, 413-662-2111), an adventurous contemporary art museum specializing in massive installations that can't be contained in most venues. The current special exhibition has an ecological theme, part of which invites visitors to insert their heads into hanging terrariums. Ballet, film, and various live performances fill out the schedule. After lunch, we stopped off at the Clark Art Institute (225 South St., 413-458-2303), a museum and research center in Williamstown. A more conventional repository characterized by impeccably mounted permanent and temporary exhibits of works from the Renaissance to the late 20th Century, it has recently added the Stone Hill Center, which has a couple of galleries for temporary exhibits.
In Stockbridge, the Norman Rockwell Museum has expanded physically and embraces an ever-wider vision of the sorts of art that can be associated with its main man. Featured on our visit were a special exhibition of a political satirist, Rockwell's original cottage studio recently moved here, and an invitational show of free-standing outdoor sculptures on the theme of "Gates".
The packed summer calendar of classical music, jazz, art shows, and theater thins out after Labor Day, but art venues and live performance centers continue to mount events through the cold months, slowing to a near halt only from January to March.
Eating Out Great Barrington is the shopping and dining center of the southern Berkshires, with boosters claiming over fifty eating places - perhaps so, if they're counting every pizza joint and Chinese takeout. Certainly there are enough worthy restaurants to eat out with satisfaction three times a day for a week. "Funky" was a word invented for the Helsinki Cafe (284 Main St., 413-528-3394). The two-room interior evokes a Rumanian (ok, Finnish) gypsy tea parlor and the menu incorporates an unpredictable jumble of dishes ranging over quesadillas, stir fries, borscht, falafel, and latkes. Despite those leaps in fancy, most of what comes out of the kitchen is at the very least acceptable and often quite good. Service is amiable, if scattered. Figure about $50 for two. There's a music club next door under the same management.
A lowish Zagat rating to the contrary, we quite liked Aegean Breeze (327 Stockbridge Rd., 413-528-4001). Its Greek card sticks to such traditional dishes as plaki (sea bass baked in a clay pot), spanakopitta (phyllo stuffed with spinach and feta), kebobs, keftedes (meatballs), and grilled octopus. For lunch, the large appetizer serving of assorted mezedes - several tangy spreads served with warm pita - obviates the need for an entree. Figure about $70 for dinner for two, but with these big portions you might not need more than one course.
Pearl's (47 Railroad St., 413-528-7767) aspires to a Manhattan steakhouse vibe, but with elbow room and servers who don't snarl. Leave the nastiness to foodie websites replete with amateur reviewers who seem to have taken a dislike to the entire experience. If they were expecting Sparks steakhouse, they have a point - experienced, hyper-professional chefs and waiters aren't thick on the ground in The Berkshires - but cracks like "incompetent", "duck like leather", and "very poor" are intolerant and unjustified. Bugger them. If you want a chunk of decently cooked beef or fish with appropriate sides, you can do a lot worse and not a whole lot better in these parts. You might want to settle for a sandwich in the comfortable bar. Otherwise, dinner for two is about $70.
Nearby Allium (42 Railroad St., 413-528-2118) has two rooms, with formal dining on the left and what amounts to a small plates wine bar on the right. We opted for the latter, where we chose cod fritters drizzled with red pepper aioli and the field salad with Basque garroxta cheese and serrano ham. Figure about $75 for a full dinner for two, about $35 for an appetizer meal with wine.
At the south edge of Great Barrington, a south Asian couple has taken over a former pizza parlor, which they half-renamed Aroma Bar & Grill (485 Main St., 413-528-3116). It took them a while to replace the photos of Tuscany on the walls, and the replacement decorations haven't much enhanced the gloomy ambiance. Persevere, for the food that issues from the kitchen is fresh, aromatic, and tasty. Samosas, marinated fish and chicken tikkas, and sixteen breads baked on the premises are among the best choices from a long, long menu.
If a romantic liaison or commemoration is in your immediate future, you can do much worse than a short drive to the quiet hamlet of New Marlborough and the Old Inn on the Green (New Marlborough Rd./Rte 57, 413-229-7924). "Old", it is, parts of the building dating from 1760. At dinner, the only illumination is from fireplaces and candles on the table and in sconces. Owned by an accomplished chef and his female partner, the menu is sophisticated without verging on weird, and if you're so inclined, the seven-course tasting menu is memorable. Service is equal to the challenge. We're talking about your basic $180 dinner for two. Save a few dollars with the midweek prix fixe menu, but that might be when the big honcho takes a night or two off.
Occupying a corner space near the entrance to Mass MOCA in North Adams, the casual Cafe Latino (1111 Mass MOCA Way, 413-662-2004) is spare in decor and fixtures but venturesome on the table. While the menu is labeled "Nuevo Latino", the kitchen staff doesn't don a culinary straitjacket each morning. They have been known to offer Japanese-Peruvian meals, for example, and other cross-cultural touches regularly appear, as with the latitapas, which join Spanish piquillos with black-bean hummus and chorizo. Still, among the most popular dishes are quesadillas and fish tacos. Fridays and Saturdays, they bring in jazz combos.
Save at least one meal for Bistro Zinc (56 Church St., 413-637-2745) in Lenox, my favorite of all the Berkshire possibilities. For one thing, in a region where restaurateurs are routinely closed at lunchtime or in winter, or two or three days a week, or whenever the owners feel like it, Zinc is open all year, every day, from 11:30AM to 10PM. Stop in for a drink and a snack in the barroom (which is as large as the main dining room), for the prix fixe ($13-$16) lunch, or for a full-out dinner of updated Gallic standards. That includes steak frites, foie gras, coq au vin, tuna tartare, and diver scallops, all prepared with care (cranky Zagat reviews notwithstanding). Service admittedly isn't a high point, the luck of the draw ranging from friendly and efficient to distant and touchy.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Episode 60: Gassy

Geezer To The Rescue

Let me help. We can dilute so many problems with just one simple piece of legislation:

Mandate that gasoline prices will not be permitted to drop below $4.00 for the next four years, filling in the gap between actual pump prices and that fixed price level with a sliding tax scale.

This will (1) ensure that Americans will continue to curtail consumption, (2) discourage the purchase of gas guzzlers, (3) motivate Detroit to innovate in designing energy-efficient vehicles, (4) continue to reduce the price of home heating oil, (5) start paying back the $700 billion bailout with the resulting enhanced revenues, and (6) give fits to the leaders of countries that don't wish us well - Russia, Iran,Venezuela - while they try to figure out how to stabilize the plunging economies they pumped up when the price of a barrel of oil was over $145 (which, as of today, has dropped to $58).

And yes, Geezer knows this proposal hasn't a prayer.

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The Governor Makes Herself Perfectly Clear
Freed from the restrictions imposed upon her by McCain's handlers, Sarah Palin is stocking up on interviews by the dreaded Mainstream Press. She was in her kitchen whipping up snacks for the First Dude and the gang when she dropped these quotes on interviewers.

*About why she wanted to make a concession speech Election Night despite the convention that only the head of the ticket speaks on that occasion:
"But, you know, I thought, even if it was unprecedented, so what, y' know? Geez, let's do something a little bit out of the box there."
* About her frenzied reception at campaign rallies:
"But not me personally were those for," said Sarah Syntax," but it was just for the representation of a woman on the ticket, a mom, somebody who loves this country so much, somebody very, very committed to policies that I will believe will progress this country in the right direction."

* About her future:
"I'm like, 'Okay, God, if there's an open door for me somewhere -this is what I always pray - I'm like, don't let me miss the open door'. Show me where the open door is, even if it's cracked open a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it."

* About Africa:
"My concern has been the atrocities there and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent. Never, ever, did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or a continent, I just don't know about this issue."

Late-night comedians have to be delighted that they'll still have Sorority Sarah to kick around.
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Breaking News:
A pediatricians' group warns that young children shouldn't have contact with hedgehogs.
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On Getting A Life
The letters-to-the-editor page of our local newspaper is the frequent repository of the ravings of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who figure things started to go wrong with the Emancipation Proclamation.
At the other end of the intellectual continuum are letters to such journals as The Atlantic, The New Yorker, and, in the case quoted below, The New York Times Book Review, in which an over educated twit strives to give elitism a bad name:
"Had Pirsig never read any phenomenology or personalism, any Heidegger, Hans Urs von Balthasar, Luigi Giussani, Alasdair MacIntyre or Joseph Ratzinger (now Pope Benedict XVI), just to name a very few off the top of my head? For academic departments breaking through these dichotomies, he might look at the JohnPaul II Institutes in Washington and Melbourne, or the Center of Theology and Philosophy at the University of Nottingham. Or just subscribe to the journal Communio!"
Just so.
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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Episode 59: Yes! We Did!










It worked.
The rallies. The speeches. The pledges. The phone banks. The emails. The texting. The lawn signs. The doorknocking.
Now it's our turn.


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Signs and bumper stickers seen or reported along the campaign trail:
"Annoy a Republican. Think for yourself."

"Try being informed instead of just opinionated."

"Oh, look, honey - Another Pro-Lifer for War."

"The Republicans spent your Social Security on their wars."

And my personal favorite, on a sign with a Confederate flag:

"Rednecks for Obama. Even we've had enough."
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"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."
-Sinclair Lewis
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Video Watch
You must see this! Hilarious! I don't promise it will be the last reference here to clueless Caribou Barbie:
http://www.youtube.com/v/5nYoahyaPuA&hl=en&fs=1
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Other Good Things That Happened
* With a new Senate majority of 56 and maybe another two or three yet to be determined,
Democrats no longer have to suck up to Joe Lieberman, the so-called Independent Democrat who's been providing the critical sole majority vote to the Democratic caucus for two years. Avidly pro-Israel, a strong supporter of the Iraq war who has pushed the idea of violent action against Iran, the whiny, sanctimonious Lieberman will probably lose his committee chairmanships and may even be drummed out of the party. The Republicans want him. Good riddance.
* Elizabeth Dole. spouse of Bob, tried to tar her church lady Democratic opponent as hanging out with (gasp!) atheists. Liddy (she hates that nickname) ran a desperate last-week commercial that tied Hansen to a group called "Godless Americans" because she attended a dinner sponsored in part by the founder of that organization. Voters in North Carolina, a robustly religious state, rejected the distortion, turning out Liddy after only one term.
* Randy Kuhl, the congressman from upstate New York who declared that the Democrats wanted Americans "to suffer and hurt" for political gain...lost.
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